ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

cock scratchers

Another name for your hands scratching your dirty cock. What you don't want touching your potato chips!

Keep your cock scratchers off of my food!

by Madness18 January 23, 2018

Margaret Scratcher

Someone heir nose who likes to scratch their body a lot or picks their nose often.

Why is she always scratching her body? Because she's a Margaret Scratcher

by ALANSCO October 14, 2018

Clit Scratcher

A dirty bitch

She a clit scratcher

by ADFORTIS May 20, 2025

The Back Scratcher Effect

When spooning and an unwelcome friend scratcher you’re partners back.

I could feel the back scratcher effect last night ;)

by Will Kirkup June 2, 2020

Kitchen Scratcher

An untrained, unskilled, unsafe tattoo, "artist," that works out of their kitchen. Usually a friend of a friend who, "can do tattoos cheap."

Yo! Did you see that tattoo that Todd had done!? The lines look like Morse Code and it's infected! Fucking Kevin told him to go to that Kitchen Scratcher, Joey introduced him to!

by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 30, 2024

Scratcher

Someone who does not have a stable place to live nor does this person have a job because they are constantly getting kicked out of their home or fired from their job. A scratcher is always roaming the neighborhood searching for opportunistic crimes. They will steal your bike, burglarize your car, trespass and pee in your bushes.

This is the third time this year I have had this scratcher in my caseload.

by AVS12345 November 15, 2023