The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by TheAirman1986 November 13, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblaster mug.A sexual act performed by a women on a man involving fecal matter. Only Conan O'Brien knows the details.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo sandblaster.
by BadgerPoison November 13, 2010
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Get the Tokyo Sandblaster mug.Proper noun: After drying one's penis to the point of near rash, mount from behind and thrust sexually. Upon climax scream "It's Godzilla!" Over and over
Conan: Dude, I gave this girl a Tokyo sandblaster last night!
Jeffrey: Well did you even have the decency to take her out for an egg roll after?
Jeffrey: Well did you even have the decency to take her out for an egg roll after?
by The Forgotten Hobbit November 13, 2010
Get the tokyo sandblaster mug.The Tokyo Sandblaster is where a guy is eating out a woman while "motorboating" her vagina and squints his eyes so he looks Japanese when she looks down at him in pleasure.
by C-Note Johnson November 16, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblaster mug.When a man is receiving a handjob and right before the guy busts a nut, the one jacking him off rubs the tip of the male's penis with the palm of their hand.
Person 1: Hey, what'd you think of that Tokyo Sandblaster I gave you last night?
Person 2: Don't do that shit again, now I can't piss without it hurting.
Person 2: Don't do that shit again, now I can't piss without it hurting.
by SandDownMyTip August 8, 2023
Get the Tokyo Sandblaster mug.The act of wrapping sandpaper around the penis (rough side out of course) before engaging in anal intercourse with someone who REALLY needs put in their place. Only to be performed when lube-free anal just isn't quite enough punishment for the dirty receiver.
"That bitch is supposed to be my girlfriend, but I caught her fucking three of my friends!"
"Give her a Sand Blaster...that oughta teach her a lesson"
"Give her a Sand Blaster...that oughta teach her a lesson"
by LubeCrew236 August 18, 2011
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