by onebigdog August 02, 2014
Jewfro Samurai refers to a samurai, or any other kind of warrior (even a ninja) who possess or possed a jewfro. Jewfro Samurai's are extremely good at video games, and have god like penises. They are also fucking amazing, and are great in bed. Do not under any circumstances fight with a jewfro samurai, because they will fuck you up.
Kid: Dude! Jewfro Samurai just cut that guys head off!
Jewfro Samurai got a perfection! (halo)
Kid: The kid is such a jewfro samurai...
Kid: When i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!
Jewfro Samurai got a perfection! (halo)
Kid: The kid is such a jewfro samurai...
Kid: When i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!
by Je3wfro Samur1 June 30, 2009
The master of the dark, hard and exteme sex. He is a bloody assasin, killer, and a rapist. He rapes fighting girls like Chun Li and lesbian girls. After raping a girl he kills them leaving a great blood sign along his way. His physical form is like Katsu from Samurai X. He is more powerful than the evil demons.
by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003
The sudden Feeling of euphoria immediately after jumping the shit out of your samurai while naked and not flipping, sometimes a samurai high may result in an erection.
by richard gobbler July 31, 2011
Sticking your finger in a girl's ass and then smearing it across her forehead thus giving her the #2 headband.
I gave that girl an Afro Samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl R-Kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior.
by Froy dog April 22, 2011
a person with an high rank/post count on a message board that picks on noobs. refers to the feudal era when samurais were considered olf high rank, and shunned average citizens.
by v1cious June 07, 2005
A person who beleaves in god so loyely that he/she would do any thing God told him/her and would die fighting for the beleaf of the ideas of god and would do any thing great to bring honor to them selves. and the rules of god make the samurai perfect like god told people not to kill them selves so a samurai of god can not kill them selves to restor honor to a s.o.g honor must be obtained living
by Alvin Redfearn October 07, 2005