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Sammy

the act of inserting ones penis ina lotion bottle for pleasure,or out of desperacy. (also called a jackie)
jim got tired of not gettiong ass so he gave himself a sammy
by cold-air June 23, 2011
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sammy

sew amazing, shes gorgeous and has a really nice rack. usually are very smart, and have nice long legs. sammy's are usually very tan, and has long brown hair (usually straight) and boys LOVE her, especially grade 10s. she's always happy, but has the best chirps everr. she's sew sew hilarious, she sumtimes acts retarded, but its all good becuz she's so funny. i LAWL at every one of her jokes. she can game, and is better then most guys, but you shouldnt b jealos. not everyone may like sammy, but it is only becuz there jealos of her fiine looks and her sexy body. she's amazing in bed, and can do all the sex moves veerry well. one will walk away from a sexual encounter with sammy and be more satisfied than he has ever been with any other woman. dont ever pass up the oppurtunity to be with a sammy, even though she may want to take it slow. shes the best youll ever have, in bed and out.
"dude, that girl was SEW hot!"
"yeah, she was obviously a sammy!"
"yeah, my friend told me that he boned a sammy last night and that it rocked his socks off."
"did you actully just say that?"
"....sammy would have laughed..."
by yellowbird760 November 26, 2011
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Sammy

Someone who is a terrible rapper. He is also very short, obnoxious, and thinks he is most amazing person in history. Basically a doushbag.
by dunckel middle school February 23, 2013
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sammy

a special towel divers use so they don't start shivering after being in the water for a short amount of time. Usually made by speedo, or sammy.
Theo! Stop using my sammy!
by Creepy Coach March 2, 2009
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Sammy

when you put a tampon in someones mouth and then shove it up their butt.
O my god, are you giving me a Sammy?
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sammy

at first is funny & charismatic. but once revealed her true color she is a crazy, manipulative bitch. she is so crazy & manipulative that she will sleep with anyone for anything. she thinks she is the best at everything even when you try to convince her she’s wrong.
sammy, she’s crazy. she tried to sleep with me for pods
by gemstones1289 May 6, 2019
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Sammy

A weird girl that always makes a down syndrome voice when her boyfriend kisses her or anything that happens in the world. Sammy is always down to make tik toks and she takes them very seriously. Sammy is the chillest person you’ll ever meet and to be honest she doesn’t give a fuck about anything. She’s extremely scared of dog noises and alarms. She is extremely protective of her cats and will boonk titty boonk anyone that touches them. She comes into school lookin like a librarian, but is low key pretty. She highkey abuses her friends and boyfriend, but they love her anyway.
I love you.”-Avery
“Let’s make tik toks.” - Sammy
by Lickmypeepee November 24, 2018
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