stretching legs

another term for a girl to finger herself

Last night, a girl was stretching legs on cam.

by majesta January 1, 2007

stretch face

The act of stretching your face outwards with the palms of your hands signifying elevating rage and the eminent occurrence of a street fight between you and whoever it is that pissed you the fuck off.

Buck Nasty: "Yo FOOL come on pussy"
J Block: "You best back off man I'm about to stretch face!"
Slick Rick: "Oh shit! J Block is about to stretch face, watch out!"

by Giveintofate June 18, 2014

dinosaur stretch

When you stretch your arms (typically following slumber) and they form the shape similar to that of t-rex arms. Commonly followed by a large yawn

You must've had a good nap, you're doin the dinosaur stretch

by omgstopsayingsomeonehasmyname January 8, 2010

Stretching Surgery

Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.

Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.

by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019

Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017

Stretch Vasquez

A sexual act, usually done in prison, when 3 mandingos insert their penises into the same hispanic man's asshole at the same time. This causes the man to immediately ejaculate.

Tyrone - He better watch himself before he gets the good ol Stretch Vasquez.

by Are You My Daddy November 5, 2016

Stretched Tires

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.

My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.

by KTeacherK June 15, 2021