dick stats

The measurements of a guys dick.

When asking politely in a chat for the size of a man's cock!

HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?
BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???
HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.
BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy
HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch
BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die
HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!
HOTBIGIRL: te he he

by Little Missy Licky January 21, 2008

e stat

Pulling a number or "fact" out of your ass based purely on assumption to sound convincing in an argument.

a: I wonder how many people have cheated on a university exam
b: Well at least 80%.
a: cmon bro, thats just e stat ("you just pulled that number out of your ass, you have no fact to support that statement")

by Cruxified January 11, 2018

more stats

to be the best at doing something , or being succesful in whatever you do. slang started in the queens borough of New York by local hustlers called M.H.E .

YO son , im gettin paper in and screwin these broads. Im gettin more stats brother.

by Brandlo December 6, 2006

Stat Freind

a freind on a social networking site that is your "freind" but isnt really a freind of yours

I added courtney as a freind, i know we really dont talk but i need some stat freinds

by howboutthemcowboys? November 9, 2009

Ball Stat

One who has acheived complete baller status; one who has balls

Check out Kyle and his new island, he is such a ball stat!

by shayner lass July 30, 2006

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

stat graphic curse

A curse in sports where a small box of information known as a stat graphic appears on your TV explaining a current streak of some sort. After the stat graphic is no longer on your TV, the streak is snapped.

A stat graphic reads:

Bruins are the only team not to allow a power play goal in the playoffs. Two minutes later, the Bruins allow a power play goal in the playoffs.

If you are a Bruins fan, you have just fallen victim to the stat graphic curse.

by GM White May 1, 2010