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Stalin

Soneone with great leadership skills who stands out gloriously but is actually very humble that few know of what he will do to other people and is capable of saving the world,which Stalins had already did numerous times,the first time freezing the germans,then helping the chinese red army and finally helped the viet cong.This eventually led to the defeat of so called mighty but in reality evil imperialist america.
Stalins are also very generous people that gives out free things equally to everyone while helping the working class by gulaging bourgeois and seizing all means of production.As a result,everyone likes Stalin and even animals will salute upon seeing Stalin.
Glorious leader Papa Stalin had saved the world again!
The KGB was set up by Papa Stalin to provide rations to the people and defeat the capitalist KFC.
Hail Papa Stalin else Gulag for that Capitalist Piggie spy.
by That anonymous hecker February 9, 2019
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Stalin Bush

Name given to a really bushy communist mustachio.
'He has a Stalin Bush.'
by iopTanddEnshNahdkF May 10, 2018
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stalin (verb)

The gay sex act that involves one man spraying shaving cream around his belly button and the other taking three pennies. One he inserts into his ass, the second he superglues to his right testicle and the third he flips. If it's heads he rips the penny off his right testicle and goes down on the other mans belly button and then spits the shaving cream the other mans eye like a wad of cum. If he flips tails he has to shit the penny out then punch the other man in the face while the other man is in the floor grabs his ankles and grabs him in a lawn mower position. The guy assuming the lawn mower position has to make the vroom vroom sound while pacing exactly 15 steps and fish for deposited penny.
I can't believe you just did the stalin (verb) last night, you sick fuck.
by Stalin June 1, 2014
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Stalin Loli

Katusha, the Stalin Loli is the tankery commander of Pravda High School.
by Viscount Druitt April 28, 2023
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Stalinism Anarchocapitalist

Stalinism Anarchocapitalist (Stancapism) is a political ideology that mixes the concepts of stalinism and anarchocapitalism, support a state that provides individual freedom and market freedom.
On stalinism anarchocapitalist the main motto is "Free State and Authoritarian Market".
by Nazpsi March 15, 2019
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Stalin

was the generalsecretary of the USSR. He was already elected, when Lenin was still alive and they had a good relationship. After Lenin had tons of strokes, Stalin was chosen to look after Lenin and keep him away from politics (due to his health) At the same time Hitler was preparing for a huge War and Stalin knew, that Hitler would betray the agreement between the USSR and Germany. Joseph Stalin industrialised the Soviet Union and made it a super power, of the proletariat. Leo Trotsky wanted to be the Generalsecretary and started plotting against Joseph Stalin. As the USSR was sanctioned, it was forced to look after itself. This led to a famine, because most of the farmers aka (Kulaks), rather sold their grain on a black market, than handing it over to the Goverment, to distribute it equally. Later Kulaks started burning down the fields. This made Stalin angry and he sent them to the Gulag.
Even though Stalin was democratically elected, Trotsky claimed, right after Lenins death, that Lenin chose him as successor. This was completely undemocratic and Joseph Stalin learned, that Trotsky and his complicities terrorised the soviet population and spread lies against him. Later Trotsky was exiled and as he continued plotting and spreading lies, he well deserved was icepicked, by an NKVD Agent. Now Joseph Stalin is used as an complete symbol of hate and Boogeyman, to spread propaganda against communists. Obviously Stalin did some mistakes, but saying he let his citizens starve, which resulted in a total number of 25 million deaths, is more than incorrect.

"Joseph Stalin stopped Japan, from attacking the USA."
"Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
And Stalin our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love."
by Stalinator1917 July 3, 2018
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