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(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.
I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.
Spork by Hari314 July 8, 2025
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The short-form of "slop fork"; an open-source fork that adds little or no meaningful technical value — typically a shallow rebrand, minor refactor, or AI-assisted remix marketed as something new. A spork usually keeps the core architecture intact while changing surface details (name, README, formatting) without substantive innovation or long-term stewardship.
Bro didn’t build a startup - he sporked a repo and changed the accent color
spork by clarke78 February 26, 2026

Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...
The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.

Spork bandit 

A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork
That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.
Spork bandit by W.p.abbott July 30, 2016

_spork.city_ 

they are amazing like the best tiktoker ever!
person:have you seen _spork.city_ tiktok recently?
me:Yeah, they are so swaggy 😎
_spork.city_ by urbanperson March 10, 2021

SPORK JOB 

To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.
Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.
SPORK JOB by Judo Master August 15, 2008