Smurffed

Originated in the small town of Norton, MA. This is a popularly used term when referencing a high. Is used as a way to express ones mind-state after alcohol or marijuana intake.

Wow i am "smurffed" right now!

I'm about to get "smurffed" in a bit.

Smurffed by Collegekidd December 28, 2010

smurf style 

A style of sexual relations involving group sex on magic mushrooms.

We got on the shrooms last night and she told me she wanted it smurf style.

smurf style by push it real good August 9, 2010

Smurf Splooge

When someone uses so much blue dish washing liquid that it appears as if a smurf jizzed all over their dishes.

We keep running low on Dawn because she smurf splooged the entire sink

Smurf Splooge by Stevil2014 September 7, 2014

circle smurf

When you fart in a crowd an leave for a while, coming back like you've walked around in a circle

I think it was that guy who's circle smurfing us

circle smurf by beavagecleavage November 15, 2010

Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.

I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.

Hot Smurf by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016

smurf cum

Smurf cum, is the cum of smurfs. It's a rainbow full of colors from crimson to violet. It tastes like skittles and leaves a wonderful smell behind.

Boy 1: "I heard Laura blew a smurf."
Boy 2: "So thats why her hair looks like a rainbow threw up on her head."
Girl 1: "She told me smurf cum tastes like skittles."

smurf cum by smurfness.love August 6, 2014

smurf twist 

the act of reaching down and twisting the balls when a male has blue balls

that guy got mad i wouldnt put out for him, so i gave him a smurf twist.

smurf twist by smurfetta November 26, 2006