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I should

Most popular phrase from January 1 to January 31. Usually followed up by a
'probably ' and then a ridiculous or an unrealistic goal.
I should probably (work out more, stop smoking, eat healthier, stop spending so much money, help the needy, get a job, build a rocket, become an astronaut) this year
by Shmedricko January 8, 2009
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shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.
by Ray Albright January 2, 2009
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should i call them

Joker: Should I call them?
Jokee: Who?
Joker: the people who care.
This come-back is used when someone tells you a completely pointless story and you could really care less. People sometimes shorten it to just "should i call them" hinting off to someone that they just don't give a shit.
John: AMANDA! I got a hair cut.
Amanda: Should I call them?
by Whoa There February 17, 2009
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Should-Land

1. A place where things are always as they should be.

2. An imaginary land people tend to go to when they dont get what they want. The details of should-land vary with each person.
Should-land is...
where georgia bulldogs always win.
where the guy always gets the girl.
where pain should only be involved in sex.
where the original singer of Drowning Pool never died.
where batteries last forever.
where it only rains when you want it to.
where Home Improvement is still on the sir.
where Smurfs DO exist.
Where UD posts this as word of the day.
by Priddy Boy February 3, 2010
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shoulder rat

A Person that follows another all the time and dosen't stop
"Stop following me, you're such a shoulder rat!"
by TheM&MSquad February 22, 2015
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shoulder boner

When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.
by Annoying smartass March 12, 2018
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should'a

Contraction for should have
It should'a been you.
by gomurphy May 12, 2018
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