scumbag sunday

A Sunday where you are hungover, eat lots of junk food and have lots of sex. Can involve watching wholesome religious TV whilst making judgy comments about the priest's sexual orientation or how the parishioners like it rough.Basically you cannot behave like a functional member of society or a good Christian girl.

I really need a scumbag sunday.

by Socks22 July 16, 2017

scumbag skank

Someone of poor judgement who doesn't care about other persons feelings. Instead he/she manipulates those feelings to help their own ego. One of little to no moral values.

Look that scumbag skank is with another guy. That makes three this week.

by RockingWG103 January 6, 2018

Scumbag Thursday

The day of the week that cocaine addicts use to justify doing more cocaine than usual.

Bro, you’re doing coke again? I’m worried about you!

Dude, it’s just Scumbag Thursday. After this I’m done!

by Pauly 2Lines March 23, 2023

Postmodernist Scumbag

Everyone on Planet Earth.

Hey dude, is there anyone alive who isn't some postmodernist scumbag?

by Novacane347 June 17, 2012

scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.

My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.

by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018

Scumbag lowlife

The kind of shit that can be seen robbing Macdonalds for a cheeseburger or looting the streets in order to regain the taxes that they do not or ever will pay.

Scumbag Lowlives are to Great Britain what Cancer is to the human body.

Police Officer 1: Hey look at that Scumbag Lowlife robbing that charity shop with a machete, lets arrest him!

Police Officer 2: Nah, better leave it in case we get fired for brutality or rasicm or some shit.

*Scumbag Lowlife proceeds to set fire to the shop and run home with his freshly looted CDs*

by friedchikenpapertowels September 3, 2011

Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.

(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.

by The_Real_Dogeton January 31, 2023