Slippery Scooter

When someone is soaked from gay bar sweat there is no need for anal lube

Stewart is a slippery scooter, makes it easy to slide right in.

by HarryOne January 14, 2008

Scooter Flynny

The act of being a grown, arrogant, jackass of a man and never being nominated as father of the year.

Did you see that parent make his kid play baseball with a broken hand? He was being a real Scooter Flynny!

Kapooyah, did you see that Scooter Flynny pick on a kid with glasse at breakfast!?

Eric, Rich, and Kyle are sure ashamed to be friends with that fucking Scooter Flynny!

by Kapooyah! April 25, 2013

Scooter Pig

Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.

"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"

by PhantomXero August 19, 2016

Scooter Kid

a demon baby that is always snaking in front of the beloved skater kids

scooter kid *exists*

skaters *shook*

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

Mobility Scooter

Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.

Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.

by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016

beer scooter

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. The remarkably quick method by which you get home after a night out on the piss, forcing you to remark you had an indelible mode of transport. (N.b. please also be aware of 'beer scooter with a puncture' which is a much slower form of transport, where you start out with speedy intentions; but spend the majority of the night dragging extra equipment attached to your legs)

"How did you get home Sebastian?"

"On a beer scooter"

"Oh"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

derka scooter

The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.

Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?

by Creature Mcgivins April 9, 2008