Pregnant Rooster

A person who runs weird or lacks the athletic ability to run correctly. Resembling a pregnant rooster, because roosters cannot get pregnant.
"Trevin come on, you're running like a pregnant rooster. Quit being a puss."
by 7th Man Chazzer B October 23, 2008
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shit rooster

Some one who is always starting trouble or running off at the mouth
John is a real shit rooster. Last week we almost got our asses kicked because of his mouth!
by Mrichie1031 November 23, 2013
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Atomic Rooster

Band formed by Vincent Crane and Carl Palmer, keyboardist and tour drummer for The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, respectively. Gravitating toward a kind of progressive funk, the band enjoyed some early success but is largely remembered as Carl Palmer's previous band, if that. "Death Walks Behind You" is considered a classic of hard rock by many familiar with it.
"Atomic Rooster? What's that?"
by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 03, 2005
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Flaccid Roosters

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.
Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks
by Doctor Rooster December 05, 2011
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rooster jocky

that guy zac is hitting on all the guys what a rooster jocky.
by jdomner312 May 02, 2009
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sloppy rooster

While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.
Whitney thought she brought home a marathon man, but ended up with Kent and his sloppy rooster.
by Hswan33 January 16, 2018
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robert rooster

My home dog for life and we stroke shafts like a boos and pop caps in each others asses
by Tray Tray6688 January 30, 2014
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