A person who runs weird or lacks the athletic ability to run correctly. Resembling a pregnant rooster, because roosters cannot get pregnant.
by 7th Man Chazzer B February 27, 2009

by Mrichie1031 November 23, 2013

Band formed by Vincent Crane and Carl Palmer, keyboardist and tour drummer for The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, respectively. Gravitating toward a kind of progressive funk, the band enjoyed some early success but is largely remembered as Carl Palmer's previous band, if that. "Death Walks Behind You" is considered a classic of hard rock by many familiar with it.
by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 2, 2005

While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.
by Hswan33 January 16, 2018

by jdomner312 May 2, 2009

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.
Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!
Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks
Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks
by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

by Tray Tray6688 January 29, 2014
