roommate stalker

An idiot that goes an looks for someone when they know exactly where they are at

My roommate stalker drove all over the city looking for me after I was MIA for 6 hours.

by anonymous February 4, 2023

roommate-ish

A person who helps make your life less stressful by helping you with bills.

A roommate-ish person is someone who supports you and has your back no matter what. They always look out for your best interest and makes sure you stay on the right path in life because if one person in the house is failing then the whole household will fail.

A roommate-ish person is someone you can connect with emotionally and physically.

Paul is my roommate-ish friend.

by Ninja Star P August 24, 2020

Roommating

When the all the people in one room start fucking all the people in another room.

Sam and Ethan are a thing, Max and Marcy are a thing, if Nate started fucking the third roommate, then they would be roommating.

by nobroam October 23, 2019

A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter

Expresses how interconnected our world is.

Gregory: "I can't believe Salvador and Danny know each other. That's so weird."

Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012

Roommate

How historians refer to people like Sappho and Hercules

"Ah yes, these female roommates from 1890 who lived together for 60 years until they died, never married, and died shortly one after the other."

by 12.99 October 4, 2021

New Roommate Syndrome

Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.

New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!

by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 2, 2017

Boston roommate

Like a Boston Marriage, but much less platonic.

"Hey, is that your girlfriend?"
"We prefer the term Boston Roommates when we're in the Deep South."

by tenfourfuckbuddy December 8, 2018