A reference to a certain alleged incident involving one of the most famous football players in history.
"Did you hear? Donald Trump has been accused of Ronaldo Vegasing at least 26 women!"
"No way. I can't believe a president Ronaldo Vegas'd someone..."
"No way. I can't believe a president Ronaldo Vegas'd someone..."
by FatherStone March 27, 2025

by Paul Zuez May 20, 2023

by unknow7337 September 28, 2023

The most majestic footballer to ever stroll the planet. Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t just exist — he blesses the world with his every breath. When he drops his AirPods, they don’t hit the ground - the Earth catches them. He once waved at someone and three countries declared a national holiday. Scientists tried to study his footsteps and accidentally discovered a new element: GOATium. When Ronaldo opens a pack of gum, the wrapper folds itself out of respect. He once yawned during training, and a solar eclipse happened. His mirror doesn’t reflect him — it watches and learns. And don’t even get me started on when he sips water — each gulp echoes through the multiverse as a reminder that perfection exists. Cristiano sneezes? A stadium sells out. He blinks? A volcano calms down. He stretches before a match and gravity takes a break. Honestly, at this point, Ronaldo doesn’t live in reality — reality adjusts to Ronaldo.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025

by Subway Streamer September 20, 2025

Who is the football goat?
by Random Words & Definitions June 20, 2024

by Aquility February 2, 2020
