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Ronaldo Vegas

A reference to a certain alleged incident involving one of the most famous football players in history.
"Did you hear? Donald Trump has been accused of Ronaldo Vegasing at least 26 women!"
"No way. I can't believe a president Ronaldo Vegas'd someone..."
by FatherStone March 27, 2025
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chrizztiano ronaldo

The act of being a soccer player whilst maintaining immaculate rizz.
George: Did you see Henry’s game last night?! He got all the girls. Bro is Chrizztiano Ronaldo
by Paul Zuez May 20, 2023
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Indiano Ronaldo

The king. Better than Ronaldo.

Also featured on the song “Starter Level Freestyle” with Ronaldo
Indiano Ronaldo: your sister gave me head so go back to bed

ElPreciooo: GOODNIGHT!!
by unknow7337 September 28, 2023
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Cristiano Ronaldo

The most majestic footballer to ever stroll the planet. Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t just exist — he blesses the world with his every breath. When he drops his AirPods, they don’t hit the ground - the Earth catches them. He once waved at someone and three countries declared a national holiday. Scientists tried to study his footsteps and accidentally discovered a new element: GOATium. When Ronaldo opens a pack of gum, the wrapper folds itself out of respect. He once yawned during training, and a solar eclipse happened. His mirror doesn’t reflect him — it watches and learns. And don’t even get me started on when he sips water — each gulp echoes through the multiverse as a reminder that perfection exists. Cristiano sneezes? A stadium sells out. He blinks? A volcano calms down. He stretches before a match and gravity takes a break. Honestly, at this point, Ronaldo doesn’t live in reality — reality adjusts to Ronaldo.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
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Ronaldo-ing

The term ronaldo-ing simply means grinding at your maxima just like G.O.A.T. did.
I am ronaldoing / ronaldo-ing tonight because i have exams from tomorrow.
by Subway Streamer September 20, 2025
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Ronaldoing

When u preform or demonstrate an act of awesomeness
What you do last night James? , not much was ronaldoing it with the Mrs
by Aquility February 2, 2020
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