Roberto

The coolest guy u will ever meet, seriously, this guy will make u laugh every time u talk to him. Also he is intelligent AF. He is so intelligent that he calculated the percentage of people that like him and dislike him(0.2% haters)

Example: hey! U saw that swag man over there?!
Person 2: that ain't no normal person, that's ROBERTO

by Ilovechinks737382 April 11, 2018

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Roberto

Usually associated with the word “Winner”. Considered a winner over Genesis in every encounter.

Man I can’t believe you’re a Roberto , getting first place all the time

by Heythereeeee1234 October 24, 2020

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Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.

Matthew Roberto eats balls.

by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019

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Roberto di Giambattista

Another way to say gay in italiano. A little Italian person.

Omg, you look like Roberto di Giambattista, kill yourself!

by Littledickmarcus888 November 21, 2021

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Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.

Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."

by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020

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