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rim job

A short, fat, rugby player who, dispite his looks, always gets past, the more slim, faster players.
Rim job scored another fuckin tri?
by Ben Dover Man March 27, 2008
mugGet the rim jobmug.

double rim job

a complicated 69 where two flexible partners lick eachothers assholes.
fred you got any orbitz sally made me give her a "double rim job" last night
by willythekid June 19, 2011
mugGet the double rim jobmug.

Scenic Rim Job

Being lowered from an operation crane down a canyon wall while antagonised meat ants are released intermittently through a funnel into your anus, and then guffing them out into an open flame upon reaching the ground to be placed into a pepper grinder.
Dude, get your crane license already so you can give us a scenic rim job!

"Patricia was hospitalised after her scenic rim job", said Frank Frankfurter.

"Wow, that Pacific rim-job gave me the mumps!" said Frank numbly, while staring into the hollow abyss of his soul.

I had to arrange a carer for my grandmother to make time for my scenic rim-job.
by moles1111111111 October 21, 2011
mugGet the Scenic Rim Jobmug.

rim job

when you put your leg behind your head someone licks your asshole
jimmy gave me a rim job but my legs poped out of place
by Anonymous July 26, 2003
mugGet the rim jobmug.

rim job

the act of wiping ones anal juice on the rim of someones drink container.
Friend 1: Shhhh, dont look but i just gave jennys beer a rim job!

Friend 2: Awww dude i was going to try and get on some of that!

Friend 1: Well, make sure she brushes her teeth first.
by barkingmonkeye July 25, 2007
mugGet the rim jobmug.

Wuhan Rim Job

The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.
How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.
by Dick Onchin March 4, 2021
mugGet the Wuhan Rim Jobmug.

roku and rim job

Similar to netflix and chill, but with an exotic twist. Make sure your girl wipes first!
So last night I was binge watching on roku , I decided to roku and rim job on my gal. Thank god she cleaned her o ring before I went south
by Jeffgordon2444 June 13, 2016
mugGet the roku and rim jobmug.

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