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question bitch

When one uses you to ask an uncomfortable question to someone. They are normally as curious (or even more) than you are but they prey on your curiosity to distance themselves from the question, getting you to do their dirty work for them.
Jan: Hey Felicia, don't you want to know what happened last night between John and Michelle?
Felicia: Sure, but it would be awkward to ask him, right?
Jan: Well, you should just do it. And then tell me all about it!
Felicia: Ok, I guess I'll be your question bitch!
by hmoreira June 20, 2016
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Pidgeon question

Questions asked by former management consultants that sound easy but are actually unfathomable.
What is Tumblr anyway? And why is Yahoo still in business?

"Dude. No-one can answer that. It's a Pidgeon question."
by Davidch999 May 20, 2013
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Federal Question

When an outsider is asking too many questions that sound suspicious. This person is known as a federal or a snitch.
Person 1: We were all up in the club getting LIT last night!
Person 2: What drugs were you doing who else was there?
Person 1: Ay bro what's with all these federal questions?
by watermelon joe November 5, 2021
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Bigging the question

In a press conference, when a reporter is called on to ask a question, and instead of asking one question, asks three to five more questions so quickly that the politician on camera can't stop her while remaining polite.
President: Ellen, your question?
Ellen: Yes, Mister President, what do you plan to do about North Korea and do you foresee good news on the economic forefront and what is the status in Afghanistan and are you really considering getting two more dogs and do you think the White Sox will win the pennant this year?
President (still smiling politely): Well, Ellen, I suppose that could be considered bigging the question.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane January 17, 2009
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Attendance Question

Question you ask your professor during class to show him or her that you show up to class regularly. Useful for grade bumps at the end of the semester.
Person A: Why'd you ask Professor Land that question if you already knew the answer?

Person B: It was an Attendance question, duh!
by Amarinthe April 7, 2010
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Open-Ended Questions

open-ended questions are the questions that you have to type in your answer. For these questions you will need to provide as complete an answer as the question demands. You do not want be too brief or too wordy, when you are answering an open-ended question in a test.
open-ended questions are the questions that you have to type in your answer. For these questions you will need to provide as complete an answer as the question demands. You do not want be too brief or too wordy, when you are answering an open-ended question in a test.
by Mozhgan Hudiburgh November 1, 2019
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clown question

A inappropriate question, typically dripping with either intentional or moronic douchebaggery, and usually posed by an actual douchebag.

A clown question is best met with the following retort, coined by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals on June 13, 2012, in response to a clown question posed by a Toronto TV reporter: "That's a clown question, bro."
Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"

Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."
by speakonit December 17, 2012
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