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Quantum Splooge

The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.
(Wanks)

“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged
by Grant Hansen July 10, 2018
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Quantum Loop

When you twist your penis in between your legs and stick it in your butthole. Self anal sex.
"Is he giving himself the quantum loop?"
"Why yes he is, you should try it sometime."
by Call_8304765664 December 12, 2019
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Quantum flirting

When the flirter is both serious and joking until asked.
Robby asked if I wanted to go to his place after studying. When I asked if he was serious, he laughed and said it was a joke, but he was obviously DTF. He’s always quantum flirting with me like I don’t know what’s going on.
by NarcolepticSniper April 27, 2019
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Quantum of sales

To show the incremental slope of sales growth by using the arm as a symbol
We have to give more discounts and double down on our ad spend to maintain the quantum of sales.
by Davingi April 10, 2018
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quantum mechanics

iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)
(This is how the average conversation about quantum mechanics generally goes:)

Person 1: Omg like literally iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Right! Lmao it's just ∂Ψ(x,t)=Ae^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 1: Exactly! And iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=iℏ⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂t)=ℏωAe^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 2: Hahaha! -ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Yeah and it's like -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Bro I was thinking the same thing, as soon as she walked in my mind just went (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m⋅Ae^(i(kx-ωt))= -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Pfffftttt!!! (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m=ℏω
Person 2: Lol yeah man, great shit right there... So anyway, how's Jack?
by wugugugug May 6, 2021
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Quantum Orangutan

Slur. Used in the early 2000’s to describe chubby/overweight black people
“Someone tell this quantum orangutan to go to the gym please”
by negrothehero April 30, 2023
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Quantum Rizzicist

A pimp that resides in another realm of reality.
A man that has mastered the flow of the universe, living in balance and accordance with his own nature to such a degree that nothing can faze him any longer, especially women.

Can drop panties without lifting a single finger & control the female psyche just by existing in a woman's vicinity.
Guy 1: Do you see that guy over there surrounded by women?
Guy 2: Yes, is he rich, famous?

Guy 1: No. They call him the Quantum Rizzicist. He truly is a master of Rizz at an atomic level.
by TheKid456 May 1, 2023
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