by Call_8304765664 December 12, 2019
Get the Quantum Loopmug. iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)
(This is how the average conversation about quantum mechanics generally goes:)
Person 1: Omg like literally iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Right! Lmao it's just ∂Ψ(x,t)=Ae^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 1: Exactly! And iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=iℏ⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂t)=ℏωAe^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 2: Hahaha! -ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Yeah and it's like -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Bro I was thinking the same thing, as soon as she walked in my mind just went (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m⋅Ae^(i(kx-ωt))= -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Pfffftttt!!! (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m=ℏω
Person 2: Lol yeah man, great shit right there... So anyway, how's Jack?
Person 1: Omg like literally iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Right! Lmao it's just ∂Ψ(x,t)=Ae^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 1: Exactly! And iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=iℏ⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂t)=ℏωAe^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 2: Hahaha! -ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Yeah and it's like -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Bro I was thinking the same thing, as soon as she walked in my mind just went (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m⋅Ae^(i(kx-ωt))= -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Pfffftttt!!! (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m=ℏω
Person 2: Lol yeah man, great shit right there... So anyway, how's Jack?
by wugugugug May 6, 2021
Get the quantum mechanicsmug. When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.
Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.
by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021
Get the Quantum Lazinessmug. The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.
(Wanks)
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
by Grant Hansen July 10, 2018
Get the Quantum Sploogemug. by Davingi April 10, 2018
Get the Quantum of salesmug. Robby asked if I wanted to go to his place after studying. When I asked if he was serious, he laughed and said it was a joke, but he was obviously DTF. He’s always quantum flirting with me like I don’t know what’s going on.
by NarcolepticSniper April 27, 2019
Get the Quantum flirtingmug. A joke relating to Quantum Physics and the concept of a joke about Quantum Physics that repeats every cycle of the joke in a loop. The joke itself can be found inside the popular game, Undertale.
So I opened the Quantum Physics book and there, unbelievably, I found another book. This book, however, was a joke book about Quantum Jokes. After flipping that book open I swear to you, there was yet another Quantum Physics book. I don't even know how the books got in each other in the first place. That whole situation turned out to be a real mindfuck.
by Nihils June 14, 2020
Get the Quantum Jokemug.