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Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
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Providence

One of most depressing places to live for single people who like to socialize to broaden horizon. Lights out at 6pm and thus zero night life whatsoever. Tons of narrow-minded people with a sense of willing ignorance. Insufferably humid and gross during summer time. Sure, friendly strangers ask you ‘how are you doing’ passing by - but deep down you know there’s little chance you could meet people that could connect with you as human beings. Unprofessionalism abounds given there’s little completion. Business owners could open and close as all they wish. And strangely, in some overly priced lame-ass coffee shops, you could only get a 6oz latte as a ‘large’. There’s only one mall - providence place.
Hey, how’s life as an outsider living in Providence?

Life here in Providence can suck my dick. I’m leaving.
by Seriousdeal101 July 6, 2019
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The Provider Manuever

Sticking your dick through a food item during a blowjob, to ensure that the giver is receiving the proper nutrients and able to have a little bite while giving you a massive BJ.

It's so awesome
"Bro... Last night when I was D-P ing Jessica, I gave her The Provider Manuever. She was so grateful for it"
"What food did you pick?"
"Crunchwrap."
by theclunk November 20, 2022
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Providence Classical Academy

A school filled with bigots and privileged white people. They also bring in pedophiles and people who still accept slavery and communism as teachers.
Dude, please never go to Providence Classical Academy it sucks ass.
by Baguettes and bread November 3, 2021
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Puddle service provider

I bought AWS cloud and I could never log in. What a puddle service provider.
by Mrfacto November 3, 2021
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Ouija board service provider

A ouija board service provider is similar to a phone service provider, the difference of course is instead of using a phone to communicate, you use a ouija board instead. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've gotta get a ouija board service provider, so that I can contact my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
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Provide

What Afas is meant to do, but fails to do repeatedly
For example, “afas, please can you provide chicken choking for me?” “Yes”. And then, he fails to do so.
by Cb9000 October 27, 2022
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