progasm

The feeling you get when your programming code works for the first time

After writing 500 lines of code I got a progasm

by DiskJunky January 31, 2008

progger

A progger is a programmer who usually has some experience under their belt. It's unusual for a web designer to be labeled a programmer, but anyone who scripts can be labeled as a progger. Even if one simply edits their MySpace CSS* code by hand, they can be labeled a progger (but more commonly, script kiddies).

This term is sometimes typed as "progg'er" or "prog'ger."

* CSS stands for Cascading Style Sheets and is used to determine the layout (visuals) of a website, such as the font type, background images, and presentation of the site (such as where a paragraph is displayed on the page).

I just made all the font italics! I am quite the 1337 progger, yes?

by The Ocarina June 3, 2006

Plogy

Someone who is not entirly fat but have a bit of body fat around them

Jennifer : Youn look quite plogy since the last time I saw you.

Diasy: Well I need to gain some weight I was 7 stone last time; up to 9 now.

by AndreValenitne18 May 11, 2009

Progarity

n. (pro-gare-uh-tee) - Professionally extreme use of vulgar words/gestures, and vulgar behavior. Often displayed in two ways:

1.) Chain swearing
2.) Multiple vulgar gestures

1.) *iPod freezes* Fuck this faggot ass shit, I hate Apple

2.) Father: Why don't you do your homework?

Daughter: ......*gives him dual middle fingers"

Father: I don't allow progarity in my house, watch that fucking shit goddamn it

by Misc-E July 10, 2011

proggie

A person who believes they are owed something in return for nothing.

Mikey was thinking like a proggie when he expected tax payers to supply him with his livelihood.

by SendIt October 8, 2011

Progasm

When listening to progressive rock, a progasm can be reached when you go very deep into the music and that you let it take control over you. This instrumental trance can be called a progasm, especially when you actually wet your pants doing it. One of the main particularities of the progasm is that it is often accompanied by frenetic air-guitar playing, as well as air-keyboard, air-drum, air-bass, air-flute or even air-accordion.

Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?

Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.

OMFG dude. Did you listen to this overextended keyboard solo by Keith Emerson? This is just fucking awesome: I had a progasm!!!

by Baube3 January 14, 2009

Progger

A progger is a person who loves progressive rock, a music style which is pretentious as fuck in which solos go on for like two weeks until it makes you want to get hit by a bus so you can stop listening to the guitarist's solo which in reality is not a solo but his enormous ego speaking through the guitar.

Guy 1: Dude, let's go listen to some Emerson, Lake and Palmer!
Guy 2: What are you, a progger? Fuck you man! I'd rather eat a sandwich with nails and shit in it!

by Bob Mierda November 2, 2013