Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

by Ami Pond January 19, 2024

My Sister, Jaylavy RObles Bonilla's Internet Service Provider HAs THree Retards

My Sister, Jaylavy RObles Bonilla's Internet Service Provider HAs THree Retards

My Sister, Jaylavy RObles Bonilla's Internet Service Provider HAs THree Retards

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Island provide card

An island provide card is a face of an individual on Meta Horizon World. It was invented by Rainbow The 6th, AKA, Owner of Blowup The Movie.

Your partner: I just gave someone an island provide card!
You: just one.?

by Coolman274 June 4, 2024

The Provider Manuever

Sticking your dick through a food item during a blowjob, to ensure that the giver is receiving the proper nutrients and able to have a little bite while giving you a massive BJ.

It's so awesome

"Bro... Last night when I was D-P ing Jessica, I gave her The Provider Manuever. She was so grateful for it"
"What food did you pick?"
"Crunchwrap."

by theclunk November 20, 2022

Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.

I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.

by Esq Esp March 1, 2024

Providence

One of most depressing places to live for single people who like to socialize to broaden horizon. Lights out at 6pm and thus zero night life whatsoever. Tons of narrow-minded people with a sense of willing ignorance. Insufferably humid and gross during summer time. Sure, friendly strangers ask you ‘how are you doing’ passing by - but deep down you know there’s little chance you could meet people that could connect with you as human beings. Unprofessionalism abounds given there’s little completion. Business owners could open and close as all they wish. And strangely, in some overly priced lame-ass coffee shops, you could only get a 6oz latte as a ‘large’. There’s only one mall - providence place.

Hey, how’s life as an outsider living in Providence?

Life here in Providence can suck my dick. I’m leaving.

by Seriousdeal101 July 6, 2019

providing context

Nice way of saying serving cunt

Bless your heart. I’m just providing context.

by Giving Brat July 28, 2024