Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.

Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.

by EdelweissPirat August 10, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.

Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.

by aefirstorm August 11, 2024

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025