Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020

Porkies

A "Pig" or "Porkies" is another way to describe the British police.

Bob: *arrested by police*
Bob's friend: "Fuck you porkies!"

by masouri March 1, 2019

mr porky

a phrase used to scare off boys, this works with mid-ulster boys. it’s also just a lovely phrase to use when having a laugh with your friends. works perfect as a code name.

him : “awh yeah i’m a pig farmer”
you : “mr porky haha”

by anonymous February 22, 2021

Porkie Fries

Porkie fries is a food dish which consists of the following from bottom to top; Fries, Cheese, and the main ingredient being Pulled Pork with barbecue sauce.

You down for Porkie Fries mate?

by ItzGazza June 17, 2018