Mashed Potatoes

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.

It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.

by Scrotum Sorcerer July 12, 2018

mashing potatoes

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

by tyson86 August 10, 2007

mashed potatoes

Noun: a term for a light-skinned woman's breasts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.

"The first time I got to second base I wasn't ready for her mashed potatoes."

by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014

creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.

Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes

by C-PIG April 4, 2008

Arm Potato/potatoes

The slang term for a woman or man who have large biceps of muscle.

"Oooh check his Arm Potato/potatoes out. Phoar I bet he works out".

by Arm potato lover January 18, 2012

Baby Gravy for the Chest Potatoes

This is when you blow your load on a girls boobs.

Baby Gravy- Cum

Chest Potatoes- Boobs

Gravy for mashed taters in simple terms.

Dude, she's sooo hot. She needs some baby gravy for the chest potatoes.

by Riddle Boy June 16, 2008

Cheesy Potatoes

Sex in a cup...

Oh man, those Cheesy potatoes were sex in a cup.
I had an orgy in my mouth!

by Codydaigle February 20, 2009