Pizzaghetti

1. (noun) The mix of a pizza and spaghetti. This meal, the worst culinary decision of your life, may be served in various forms.

a. Pizza with spaghetti on the side
b. Pizza with spaghetti sauce on top
c. Pizza with spaghetti AND sauce on top

2. (noun) Any bad decision which is obviously bad to everyone else but you. May also be used to describe a serious mistake you've made.

1. Waiter: What can I bring you ?

Fool: May I please have some delicious pizzaghetti, with some bruschetta on the side ?

Wise Man: Dude, that's a textbook pizzaghetti !

2. Fool: Tonight, I'm getting wasted !

Wise Man: The drunker you get, the more pizzaghettis you'll make.

The next morning.

Fool: I can't believe I've slept with that chick...

Wise Man: She's so ugly ! What a pizzaghetti !

by The Flying Pizzaghetti Monster February 26, 2011

chest pizza

A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.

I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

Big Sausage Pizza

A type of pizza with a hole in the middle in which one inserts their penis then posing as a pizza delivery boy makes an unsuspecting female pizza fanatic perform sexual acts on the delivery boy whilst still sporting a pizza around his probably burning falice.
The woman is usually spotted saying ,What, that's not a sausage, that's your dick!' Before hastily milking the penis in all fashions as if it was a very horny milk maid.

Danny decided to give his friend Brenda a Big Sausage Pizza , after he delivered his goods he left Brenda's household feeling like a new man.

by Britt_ain September 5, 2008

Pizza

What the actual fuck is wrong with you? How do you even live with yourself if you don’t know what a pizza is?????

Seriously pizza is life

by xo_neza_xo February 7, 2019

pizza

food of the gods

pizza was made for the gods

by i am right and edgar is wrong1 August 20, 2009

Pizza

Food of the gods and of New Yorkers. An open-faced pie made with (in order of appearance) toppings (usually mushroom or broccoli. The works does well too), cheese (not too much please! and extra melty), and tomato sauce (lots of it). It can be found at the Church of Deliciousness, a.k.a., the pizza place: a haven for grease, friends, drugs, and loud italian and hispanic chefs.
Pizza is praised among physicians for containing the four major food groups; dairy, breads, vegetables, and love

Even rich people in New York eat pizza

Deigo: What're you doing after school
Maddie: I'm going to the pizza place. Wanna come?

by scratchmaster101 February 22, 2011

Pizzaboxing

Doing a chick from behind while you have a box of pizza, can be any kind of pizza, and you put the box on her back and eat the pizza during hawt sexual intercourse.

Guy #1: "The other night I was totally pizzaboxing this chick, it was nuts. She was bent over and I was fucking her so hard she screamed 'OHHHH FUCK!!! YEAH!!!!!!' and the pizza box fell off her back."

Guy #2: "Dude that's fuckin' tight!"

by D-Ric January 10, 2008