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Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024
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Bum Pitts

When a woman's bum is big and hangs over and hides creases in her upper leg
Hey fat ass clean yer bum Pitts
by The tinker July 31, 2012
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The Tre-Pitt

When you are engaging in intercourse and a woman places your ankles to ears in order to engage in fellatio.
Did your girl preform the Tre-Pitt on you last night?

Yes! My ankles were at my ears. It was heavenly.
by GigglyGoof October 29, 2023
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Monkey Pitt

A room filled with big black guys surrounded by kfc Popeyes and bags of cotton
I once walked in on a monkey Pitt, and said damn that’s a lot of big niggas and smelly asshole
by I own 30 porch monkeys April 2, 2024
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Ms Pitt

A Ms Pitt is a person that is extremely fat and heavy and eats too much. Generally they are a home etc teacher and force students to cook for her to keep up her balanced diet of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 calories an hour.
Person 1: wow that person is pretty fat

Person 2: yeah they’re such a Ms Pitt
by rmc146 June 4, 2021
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Taking a Pitts

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.
Hey man I think I’m gonna be taking a Pitts this weekend
“Man go to hell
by Go’on August 7, 2019
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