1. a fragmentation grenade of any other type of hand grenade(because the surface is similar to a pineapple)
2. a job seekers allowance(the word dole, refers to this and a brand of various fruits, such as pineapple)
2. a job seekers allowance(the word dole, refers to this and a brand of various fruits, such as pineapple)
by The Return of Light Joker February 23, 2008
A nickname I given t ohe most beautiful girl i've fallen for. She is smart, funny, and the only eyes id spend my entire life staring at, just to figure her out. Shes like a mystery, always wanting to find out more about her, yet I can never truly understand her. She makes me absolutely crazy for her and a moment holding her in my arms brings me back to sanity. She has long wavy brown hair and a forehead I love to kiss. She has the most incredible eyes and the cutest nose I love to play with. She has the softest cheeks and the hottest pair of lips I love to bite. The way she pouts them makes me melt inside. She has the body of a goddess and has the cutest feet with the smallest pink toe ever. I never anything before her. She gives me this feeling which no one has ever given to me before and that its only for her. I hate that I'm this crazy for her and I hate that i feel all this when Im this young. I know shes the one already and Im willing to go through whatever to be with her for the rest of my life. I hate it so much that I start to hate myself for it and I just wish I would dissapear sometimes so I could run away from all this. Yet I know I cant bare to be without her.....I love this girl too much....
by Cuckoo11508 June 25, 2009
by ElephantJim September 19, 2019
A quite large spiky fruit that is yellow with hard green leaves it tastes very sweet but lots of people say leaves a funny after taste
by B0bbyt June 18, 2017
This motherfucking GAY ASS fruit thinks he's fucking better than us because he's got a goddamn shell of fucking spikes! And then this DICKHEAD has the audacity to fucking be a fucking house for a fucking cleaning utensil
by RubyUni_tha1 November 05, 2017
a code word used to ask a friend if they would fuck the girl he points to. it is replyed with either "slice it" for yes or "squash it" for no
(chaka)hey martin "pineapple" that chick in the yellow
(martin)dude "slice it" chick got ass for days
(chaka) what her friend, pineapple?
(martin) eww "squash it", she has no body what so ever
(chaka) lmao
(martin)dude "slice it" chick got ass for days
(chaka) what her friend, pineapple?
(martin) eww "squash it", she has no body what so ever
(chaka) lmao
by monkeyjutsu July 06, 2009
A religion practiced by every Jerry in the world. It is the one true religion as pineapples created everything. HAIL THE PINEAPPLE.
A- "Did you here about Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Springer?"
B- "No, what?"
A- "Turns out they're both part of Pineappleism"
B- "HOLY SHIT! NO WAY!"
B- "No, what?"
A- "Turns out they're both part of Pineappleism"
B- "HOLY SHIT! NO WAY!"
by benedictcuminhervaj April 13, 2015