Yahoo Philosopher

A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.

'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'

by Pseudo-Cynic September 14, 2015

Philosophical Tiamatism

Philosophical Tiamatism is a philosophical doctrine that uses Tiamatism as the basis of its philosophy, philosophical tiamatism is characterized by supporting extraphysical monism, neutral extraphysicalism, non-dualism, the law of polarity as the main foundation of existence, unity between the physical-extraphysical, material-extramaterial and natural-extranatural, pandivinism, panpsychism, bioequalism and the existence of life forms at an extraphysical level and that they interact with humans in one way or another. Philosophical Tiamatism also supports that the main goal of life and existence is always evolving spiritually until reach a high level of being or even reach godhood and in the end return to the world of origin one come from.

"Philosophical Tiamatism just extracts all philosophical teachings from Tiamatism and turn it into a philosophy, and that's nice to see there are people who still can work on those kind of philosophies and not all people deny and reject those philosophies."

by Full Monteirism May 24, 2021

Philosophization

When you’re doing philosophy and stuff.

Hey bro, wanna do some philosophization?

by Awooooga woof woof October 18, 2023

Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.

stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

tiktok philosopher

by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024

philosopher

kim namjoon

kim namjoon is a philosopher, if you ask him how his day was, he'll answer your question but then he will start speaking about how we should love ourselves. (cutie <3)

by jiminsbitch December 5, 2018

Philosopher

Someone who pretends to know everything in the Universe but in reality a useless IYI.

Mr. Rouge Philosophy always claims himself a Philosopher.

by PseudPhilosopher January 3, 2022

Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016