When you rejected by a hot girl and a few seconds later you get an erection thinking about the hot sex you would of had with her.
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A train on myspace that only accepts riders that are "perfect." they need to have high quality pictures, live a certain lifestyle, and have a large number of friends. Otherwise, they are rejected and not allowed on the train. The riders of the train are required to post bulletins advertising the train once a day, and if they miss a day without making it up, they are removed. The owners of the train decide who makes it onto the train and who doesn't.
OMGZ! i was accepted on the Aesthetic Engels perfection train! Lyke, WHOA!
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I NEEEED TO GET TO 20K FRIENDS SO I CAN GET ON THE CARNAGE HOMICIDE PERFECTION TRAIN!
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I guess my pictures weren't good enough for the whores who run Seven Holy Virtues perfection train.
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I could give a fuck less about perfection trains, they're full of fakes who think they're the shit because they all look exactly like each other.
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I NEEEED TO GET TO 20K FRIENDS SO I CAN GET ON THE CARNAGE HOMICIDE PERFECTION TRAIN!
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I guess my pictures weren't good enough for the whores who run Seven Holy Virtues perfection train.
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I could give a fuck less about perfection trains, they're full of fakes who think they're the shit because they all look exactly like each other.
by Jonathann January 2, 2008
Get the Perfection Train mug.Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs.
This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.
This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.
"I have a nude erection for America!"
"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks
"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."
"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks
"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."
by lemonlimeskull April 21, 2010
Get the Nude Erection mug.CL. The most perfect girl in the world. She instantly makes your day great with just a simple smile. She's the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. It's not just something about her that makes her perfect, it's everything. From her natural beauty all the way to her amazing personality, it doesn't get any better than her. You'd be the luckiest person just to be her friend, and if you happen to be her boyfriend, you are instantly the luckiest being in the universe. It's impossible to not fall for the girl and it's impossible to not want to be around her at all times. Me...I feel like the luckiest guy in any universe imaginable just to know her
TB: I'm literally the most difficult person ever
CL: Nah, you're perfect
You're the true definition of perfection babe
CL: Nah, you're perfect
You're the true definition of perfection babe
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Get the Perfection mug.1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.
2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.
3. Also known as a middle finger boner.
4. Best way to articulate anger without words.
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That's a middle finger erection
Need i say more ?
2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.
3. Also known as a middle finger boner.
4. Best way to articulate anger without words.
┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ... ╭∩╮(︶ε︶メ)╭∩╮
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......................,/¯..//
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........('(...´(..´......,~/'...')
.........\.................\/..../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
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That's a middle finger erection
Need i say more ?
Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*
Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!
Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!
Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!
Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!
Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Middle finger erection mug.A Male penis at its proudest moment yet most vunerable time. When a male looks at a female that he is sexually attracted he is then overcome by arousal which begins to fill his penis with blood thus enlarging more roughly two times as large until it stands as alert as a soldier and as proud as the Statue Liberty. Also this is a meaning that the penis is ready for a variety of sexual inducing activities this includes sex, wanking, beating , sucking , fucking , licking , oral , anal , mastrubation
Jimmy had just hit puberty and began to feel a wide range of emotional and sexual feelings it was then he realized his duty as a man which was to fuck a woman. Upon realizing this he began to look at woman in a different way as sex tools. He started off basic wanking dry with no lube his first ejaculation was drippy and not to aggressive. Later on as he began to mastrubate up to three times a day his orgasms grew stronger and lasted longer instead of th drippy ejaculation he used to get, he started to get long strings of hot jizz splashing all over his bed.
It was all good for poor little Jimmy until that one day in school. He was walking by the school pool when he saw the girl of his dreams, Christine in her already wet swimsuit. He began to feel a strong force pushing against his school pants. As he entered 2nd period the bulge had not yet disappeared as he saw Christine walking in the class with her tight jeans and her humongous asscheeks winking at him. The stick in his boxers began to grow and grow he tried to adjust using his hands to make it face upright but had accidentally rubbed his penis. Overcomed with arousal he began violently beat his silky smooth dick as the whole class noticed Jimmy already moaning and groaning. Christine reached out and started to suck his dick thus causing him to release a hot sticky stream/waterfall of jizz into Christine’s mouth. At the end both Christine and Jimmy got expelled but this wasn’t the end of their sex story. Erection
It was all good for poor little Jimmy until that one day in school. He was walking by the school pool when he saw the girl of his dreams, Christine in her already wet swimsuit. He began to feel a strong force pushing against his school pants. As he entered 2nd period the bulge had not yet disappeared as he saw Christine walking in the class with her tight jeans and her humongous asscheeks winking at him. The stick in his boxers began to grow and grow he tried to adjust using his hands to make it face upright but had accidentally rubbed his penis. Overcomed with arousal he began violently beat his silky smooth dick as the whole class noticed Jimmy already moaning and groaning. Christine reached out and started to suck his dick thus causing him to release a hot sticky stream/waterfall of jizz into Christine’s mouth. At the end both Christine and Jimmy got expelled but this wasn’t the end of their sex story. Erection
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