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Penis Game

Penis Game

A game 2-6 people play where one person says penis, then the next person has to say it louder, then to the point they are screaming “PENIS” at the top of their lungs. If you fail to yell it louder or just refuse to yell it at all, you are eliminated from the game.
Me-“Let’s play the penis game!
Me-“penis”
Person 2-“Penis”
Person 3-“Penis!”
Person 4-“PENIS!”
Person 5-“𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗦!!!”
*awkward staring*
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4 way mounted mantle penis

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.
by the creator ;) December 13, 2010
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Penisage

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.
Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.
by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010
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penis milk

the substance that comes from your balls
by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018
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Starter Penis

A penis that is small in girth and length. The term comes from the fact that these penises are easy to take up the asshole. That makes them good penises to start with because they will gradually spread your asshole.
I wanted to have sex with John, but his dick is so thick that it only got an inch up my asshole. Instead, I let Daniel fuck me. He has a starter penis.
by LaurenTrattner March 3, 2014
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Penis Ex Machina

From Deus Ex Machina, A Penis Ex Machina is when a sex scene is unnecessarily dropped into the plot of an otherwise decent film or story in order to boost the ratings.

Some sex scenes are vital to plot, but this describes only when they blatantly serve no relevant purpose to the story-telling.

Alternatively, it can be used to describe a twist in the plot of a pornographic film in order to bring about the vital sex scene. When a girl in the plot is constantly refusing sex, and then something triggers her suddenly to lust after the male protagonist, this is a Penis Ex Machina.
Person 1: "I heard the movie we're going to has a spicy sex scene!"

Person 2: "Is it part of the plot, or does it come about through Penis Ex Machina?"
by OzzyOswalt July 13, 2009
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Penis

A magic horn in between a man's legs used to make a woman's tummy fat with a baby using voodoo mayonnaise from 2 meatballs connected to the magic horn.
Person 1: Fuck, my penis is small.
Person 2: Yes
by Alex Zer0 March 10, 2021
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