Thug Pelican

A wicked cool pelican that is suuuuuper fat and rests it's beak on its enormous stomach. Pelicans are chill, have swag, and are thugs.

Joe: What's that?

Ronnie: It looks like a fat bird.......

Joe: You baffoon thats a "Thug Pelican"!!!!

Ronnie: What?

by sawoah August 18, 2012

pelican deluxe

a person who's such a pelican that the word pelican isnt enough to describe them

bill: you see that guy trip over, what a pelican

jayden: pelican deluxe!

by taralski May 3, 2013

pelican diving

The act of having sex while on the beach, pulling out, dipping your dick in the sand, and re-entering the vag.

Yeah bro, she was just sun bathing and told me she was horny, so I went pelican diving.

by Urbanqueef August 5, 2014

Pelican Breath

Someone with breath that stinks of garbage, sewers and shit

Jesus That William Wood has pelican breath

by LoyalRoyal1871 June 10, 2020

Pensacola Pelican

The act of defecating inside a person's mouth and then receiving a blow job from that person.

You got an Alabama Hot pocket? well I totally took a deuce in her mouth before she gave me a blowie, I call it the Pensacola Pelican!

by Big Dick McGhee July 19, 2010

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

modest pelican

Hottest mf on youtube fr

Papa Peli well leng
Stay Hydrated boys
Modest Pelican is my father

by PapaPelisChild August 8, 2021