When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.
Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.
by killersbytrade March 30, 2009
Get the Highway Paranoiamug. by Plague doc December 4, 2023
Get the Paranoiamug. by Wario Defines January 19, 2021
Get the Alt-Paranoiamug. by LTDZ April 21, 2018
Get the Track Paranoiamug. “Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”
by JonE28 July 15, 2021
Get the Ping Paranoiamug. when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.
why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia
by thebeav63 March 2, 2011
Get the screen paranoiamug. A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
by Yetiiscool August 22, 2021
Get the White Conservative Paranoiamug.