PTSD

This is an acronym that can mean "Poo Turd Shit Diarrhea".

I had Chipotle the other day and I had some gnarly PTSD.

I'm really sorry, I can't go out because I have bad PTSD and I've been on the toilet all night. This sucks!

by LingDanc803 January 10, 2023

Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.

Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend

by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023

Ptsd

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

Person 1: Did you hear Babalashmugq has ptsd?

Person 2: Ew that’s gross

by Babalashmuga September 19, 2023

fnaf ptsd

Fnaf PTSD ( Five nights at Freddy's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) is when you left your Fnaf phase but it keeps trying to claw it's way back into you.

Person 1: Hey what is that guy staring for?
Person 2: He's recently saw the Fnaf movie trailer and the Fnaf PTSD is getting to him.
Person 1: Damn. I hope he survives this

by sostupidmotherfucka October 1, 2023

PTSD

bringing back memories of a traumatic event for someone

“where’s dan?”
“don’t say that name i’m getting ptsd”

by daanjablete November 7, 2022

Zoom PTSD

Like PTSD, but is when you are just hanging with your friends or eating dinner you hear the Zoom *ding* sound in those places or you have a feeling that has similarity to being late to work.

"We've been online a lot and I think I might be starting to catch a case Zoom PTSD."

by GarbageFire January 5, 2022

PTSD

PTSD or Post-Truss Stress Disorder is the anxiety most of the British public suffered from after the catastrophically incompetent 44-day reign of Liz Truss as Prime Minister. Common symptoms include people having their homes repossessed, going without food, and their grandchildren being saddled with an £8 trillion National Debt.

Jason: Shall I come round and watch the England match at your gaff tomorrow?
Pete: Nah, mate, got PTSD and had to sell it, innit.

by BBreaga October 21, 2022