Pokophobic

Adjective: Fear of being poked and/or having any type of foreign object inserted into the rectal area.

Most straight prisoners avoid bending over in a crowded shower because they are pokophobic.

by Jed Fearon February 10, 2009

Poomp

This is a formal redaction of previously espoused falsehoods. The host of Boysen has concluded, upon great deliberation, that the heretical prophet under the pseudonym Jornk was not a full-G prophet. It is not by divine authority that the prophet stated that the word “poomp” must not be conjugated. It is understood among us that the other points of the definition written by Jornk are to be taken as necessary truths, as he proved himself a sufficient-G prophet.

Mingalo, whilst meandering through the hitherbewinst caught a cluster of crodents poomping.

by 804 Boysen Superior Mind April 2, 2019

Poompa

The lower crotch fat of a person, particularly women but not excluding men. The person has fat that shows in various sizes below the waste or belt line .

When the waitress came to our booth for refills, her poompa rested on top of the middle of the table as she leaned in , refilling our drinks, and it was a bit disgusting.

by jaecat January 19, 2018

poomps

A wet blanket (stick in the mud).

Vanessa is a poomps.

by Jo Richards January 7, 2004

ploopy

A person which is cute and a bit helpless.

That guy looks really Ploopy, I think we should help him to find his mom.

Look what a Ploopy puppy, I want it!

by Source: Stefano and Ida, Rome and January 24, 2008

poomp

A word used by Scottish people when someone 'lets one off'. Someone who poomps often, becomes a poomper.

Fiona "ooh, i just did a wee poomp!"

Alan "och aye, you're a lil poomper, you are"

by ParkwayDrivePpl. March 4, 2011

pogophile

A pogophile is a person who feels compelled to use a walking stick although they do not really need it. A pogophile will go about his or her daily business,moving from one place to another at breakneck speed with their walking stick hardly ever touching the ground. The majority of the pogophile population also use their walking stick as an excuse to claim extra unemployment benefits that they are not really entitled to. The pogophiles obsession with the walking stick would probably begin with a twisted ankle where they used a crutch for a while and realised that people were giving them their undivided attention. They would then take advantage of this situation by claiming to have other ailments affecting their abilities to walk,hence the need for a walking stick. In a nut-shell,the pogophile is an able bodied person tring to pass themselves off as being disabled.

boy "is that man on a pogo stick?" dad "no son,that's just a walking stick that he doesn't need. He's a pogophile."

by harray shipmonay March 28, 2008