Polo Hockey

The quintessential sport. Played in teams of six (goalie, two defense, one mid, two forwards) or more. Essentially hockey played in a (preferably padded) gym with sticks with foam on the end. Polo hockey is full contact, and the general rule is "No blood, no foul"-Deuce. It is dominated by the male population, as few females are willing to risk life and limb for glory. Injuries are commonplace, and the only penalty is for picking up the ball when not a goalie. When the score results in a tie, one overtime period is played. If the tie remains, the teams enter a shootout. Polo hockey is an integral part of life and shapes a person physically as well as mentally.

MT: Did you hear about Tater?
SG: Yeah he got his dome split playing polo hockey.

CC: Yo did you see BKs crotch shot during polo hockey?
JH: Nah brah, I was doing my homework.

by Il duce. November 1, 2008

POLO RALPH LAUREN

probably the most preppiest store around. a store where rich preppy teens go and blow $300 on a nice polo.

Guy 1: dude, look at that girl. She's wearing POLO ralph lauren...
Guy 2: she must be a prep.

by Carly Leigh August 14, 2007

polo shirt

The metrosexuals favourite article of clothing. Normally has a popped collar, is pink and has a crocodile on the chest.

Have you seen Bob' s new polo shirt ? Looks like someone is going metro !

by shitbot August 7, 2006

polo tap

When a woman in reverse cowgirl punches a man in the nuts as he ejaculates.

I polo tapped Rick so hard last night that he's still sore.

by newty11 November 16, 2010

Polo of Death

Windows 7 circle that spins incessantly as it informing you that you application has stopped responding.

A 'Polo' is a brand of mint, circular, with a hole in the middle.

Sorry, I can't open the document at the moment, I've got the Polo of Death.

by thermofish June 24, 2011

polo power

The power of someone who drives an Volkswagen Polo. This person deserves the full respect of anyone he meets, as he is the absolute most important person in the room at all times. His awesomeness is only matched by other polo drivers.

Guy 1: Hey I just bought a VW Polo 2010!
Guy 2: Oh hell yeah, you have the Polo Power!

by Poloking November 27, 2018

polo mid

a trash rapper most know as polo g spot

guy1: hey you know polo mid?

guy 2: yeah i ride his djck knowing he's mid!

by i hate polo g November 4, 2022