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throne games

When you and your friends have a contest to see who can out poop each other in a day. Also called thrones with friends.
Dan loves to play the throne games with his friends
by Boris and natasha September 14, 2015
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Game of Thrones

1: An awesome HBO series based from George RR. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. What happens when you inject Lord of the Rings with the Machiavellian grimdarkness of Real Life, resulting in a spectacle of Porn, Politics and Murder.

2: A great show killed by Dumb and Dumber once they ran out of GRRM's material and in the final seasons enrolled in Rian Johnson's Star Wars School of Subverting Expectations, reducing Television's greatest Masterpiece into a total pile of shit.
3. Politics and Political Science in general, due to the competition and Machiavellian backstabbing inherent in the profession.
1: Game of Thrones is the most intellectual and realistic fantasy series ever!
2: Holy Shit the Last Two Seasons Sucked!

3: If Trump, Xi Jinping and Putin would just stop playing Game of Thrones and measuring their cocks against each other, we might have solved Climate Change.
by Henrikari October 11, 2019
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wake and throne

"Ayo Jack don't spoil tonight's episode, because I'll wake and throne tomorrow."
by Joffrey June 15, 2014
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throne-piss

To urinate while sitting down. (exclusive to males)

This is usually done to greatly reduce the chance of embarrassment caused by wet patches, splashback, dripping, excessive sound and other problems that can occur while a man urinates in the conventional upright position. (also recognized as an effective side bowl method)
Most commonly performed in high-intimacy social situations such as dates. However recently, many men have adopted this style as common practice and standard etiquette. (see throne-pisser)

The most common method is to sit far rear on the seat, and to point the penis downwards into the concave of the bowl using the index and middle fingers to apply pressure to the top the shaft.

While it is sometimes thought of as simple, finding the perfect balance of direction and pressure according to the unique shape and material of the bowl has been regarded by men as an art form, requiring a delicate touch and intense self control.
"On my date last night I was so nervous that i decided to throne piss, and it turned out just fine!"

A: "Dude, I didn't hear you pissing just then."
B: "That's coz I was throne-pissing bro!"
A: "Holy shit, I do that too!"
by theoriginalfugmo November 27, 2013
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Jolt Throne

Priest: Johnny! Repent! Once you bite the dust, you're going to hell!
Johnny: No, I know that when I sit on the Jolt Throne, my Sylvia will be with me once more.
by Doktoberfest January 21, 2015
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Throne cone

The best thing about using public restroom is the possibility of throne cone.
by Econgineer September 23, 2016
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Game of Throne it

When you have to wrap up a complex situation or task really fast and take no regards for quality or functional of the work done.
Sometimes also used in acronym form "G.O.T. it"
Person 1: Hey man, they pushed up the deadline to tomorrow.
Person 2: Oh no I'm not even close to done. I guess i have to Game of Throne it.
by BKLDK May 21, 2019
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