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desecrate the throne

To defecate or vomit so violently (such as when one has explosive diarrhea) that the entire bowl and even the underside of the toilet seat is bespeckled or coated with the expelled material. This action renders even the flushed commode unfit for use until janitorial services are rendered.
A: I wouldn't go in there. That old potato salad made me so sick!

B: Oh man, you didn't desecrate the throne did you?

A: Let's just say I'd find another stall if I were you.
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King of the Throne

When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, getting a blowjob, while eating a sandwich.
Hey man, last night, my girlfriend made me king of the throne.
by shagless00 April 8, 2011
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Sandy Throne

When a guy sticks his penis in the sand and then inserts it into the girls vagina.
Jane, Bob gave me a sandy throne when we were on the beach!
by Jan Jan the Candyman October 8, 2011
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Jolt Throne

Priest: Johnny! Repent! Once you bite the dust, you're going to hell!
Johnny: No, I know that when I sit on the Jolt Throne, my Sylvia will be with me once more.
by Doktoberfest January 21, 2015
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Stone Throne

A name for an erectic penis being ridden in a seated motion
Rachel: “Damn last night Dave called me his bitch and asked me if I would ride his dick”
Ashley: “You mean he called you his Queen and told you to sit on his stone throne?”
by BoxMuncher69420 January 12, 2019
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wake and throne

"Ayo Jack don't spoil tonight's episode, because I'll wake and throne tomorrow."
by Joffrey June 15, 2014
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Throne cone

The best thing about using public restroom is the possibility of throne cone.
by Econgineer September 23, 2016
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