by Tough Old Man February 18, 2018
by Bigbadadonis February 26, 2018
The triumphant power of a mature mind as a substitute for youth in competitive arenas such as sport. Can be shortened to OMP.
"Did you see that play by Manning ? He's 37 years old for crying out loud. That's Old Man Power for you. Brilliant."
by Old Blue December 25, 2013
Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.
Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!
by Michael Gross July 28, 2003
An elderly man of a questionable disposition; crotchety practitioner of sorcery who directs his malice towards townsfolk and young girls; crazy, but mean old men.
The older my dad gets, the more of an "old man bitch" he becomes. Fo' Realz, that "old man bitch" better stay away from my car!
by sheik c flava June 13, 2008
by Mattyismint June 04, 2005
Describing somebody as an Ol' Man River may seem lighthearted, but it can be a profound and deeply offensive slur. It denotes a certain air of premature decrepitude, of abandoned dreams and failed goals, of a life without youth, born into middle-agedness, and an adolescence as exciting, fun, and fulfilling as the average octogenarians visit to the doctor's office.
"Dylan is such an Old Man River! Male to male exchange is really his only active hobby."
"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."
"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"
"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."
"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"
by J3Insider November 04, 2011