are you jerking me off?

a term you say when something happens that pisses you off or irritates you
Jimmy: hey did you study for the big test
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today
by Peanutlicker36 March 03, 2016
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stop pissing me off

A term said to another when they continuously frustrate you by their actions or foul mouth causing you to feel displeasure and anger. When you've had enough and want to illustrate how you are frustrated by them but don't have to the guts to apply an insult or threat, you can tell them how you are feeling pissed and you have had enough.
"Dude stop pissing me off, I've literally had enough of you"
by GoblinCircus February 05, 2018
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are you joking me off

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.
coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"
by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009
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sux me off

John: Ayo, Kiki sux me off
Kiki: Whateva
by Missy January 09, 2004
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