october 22

Today is national hit-anyone-with-the-name-matthew day. you have full consent to now hit someone with the name matthew (or matt)

october 22nd is hit matt day

Guy: yo it’s national hit matthew day. you know what that means...
Matthew: uh oh

by bigboobsuhmchile October 21, 2019

october 22

National kiss your boyfriend day is on October 22. You have to make out with your boyfriend on October 22. Your excuse is it’s a holiday.

Girlfriend: We should make out because it’s October 22
Boyfriend: Ok

by JimmyOeters2727 October 21, 2019

OCTOBER 22

national kiss any guy or girl u want😘😘

on OCTOBER 22 any girl or guy can kiss whoever they like

by October😍😍 October 21, 2019

october 22

slap a nigga named timothy national holiday

boy: hey isn’t it october 22?
other boy: oh yeah it’s slap timothy day

by hdkdndjsndb123 October 21, 2019

october 22

national straight day. today is national straight day. YAY finally a day for normal people!

" October 22. Finally a day for straight people!"

by jeffery dumb September 12, 2020

October 22, 2016

The day where the #2 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes were defeated 24-21 in dramatic fashion by the unranked Penn State Nittany Lions, highlighted by a blocked field goal returned for a touchdown.

Brutus, do you remember what happened on October 22, 2016? That's right! The key word was super reliable INSIDE of 40.

by NittanyLionFan_:) December 7, 2020

22 October

confess love to your crush only for girls

22 October:
confess love to your crush only for girls

go text him or maybe call em go to their damn house just do it confess love

by Me (UwU) October 21, 2020