October 27

Nation Dumb Bitch Awareness Day

Yay it’s October 27, my favorite day

by shayy256 October 16, 2019

October 25

don’t ask for nudes day

boy: can i have nudes
girl: it’s october 25th
boy: ugh

by becauseicanyay October 16, 2019

October 22

Slap your shortest friend day

On October 22 Imma slap will green cause he’s my shortest friend

by Buddydddd October 21, 2019

October 28

October 28 is official national beat the fuck out of your friends day

Guy One: Hey bro it's October 28 lets beat the fuck out of each other! Guy Two: Ok!

by Angus-Delaney October 26, 2020

October 24th

National hit a vsco girl day, this is the day you can hit a vsco girl without getting in trouble (obviously they can’t hit you back) make sure to shove a straw up their ass and sksksk another straw down their throat

...vsco girls better beware of October 24th

by DumbStupidSingleDeppressingGur October 22, 2019

October 21

National steal food from other people

That looks like some good food. I think I’ll take some of it since it’s October 21!

by RileyRoo1208 October 16, 2019

October 25

October 25th is National do something stupid day. It’s obvious what I mean. Just do something stupid!!!

Date: October 25
Me: bet you won’t go kiss that girl

Friend: I will, cause it’s National do something stupid day!

by Ellliottttttttttt October 23, 2019