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online adoption

Adopting an online friend or parental figure or child figure into your virtual family. Online friends can have strong relationships and tend to adopt others as their Older siblings, Moms, Daughters, Sons, Younger siblings, Dads, and etc. People who have unfortunate family conditions IRL can have nicer ones online.
You poor thing, I’m adopting you as my daughter.”
“Okay Mom”
“Here, sign the online adoption papers
by .Kyoko. April 7, 2020
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Online School

a famous torture method mostly used in 2020
Oh crap i have online school today time to get tortured
by Fa8 November 4, 2020
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Online class

You have online class right now and your teacher is explaining in your class. Go back to online class.
You: I hate online class hmm how about ill go and search up online class in urban dictionary for no reason lol. 😂
by AngelGurl June 14, 2021
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Online Marketing Cowboy

An Online Marketing Cowboy is someone who works in the field of online marketing but is not really qualified in any way to practice it. Usually very full of themselves and egocentric, online marketing cowboys think they know it all while in reality often have 1 way of working filled with low quality, shady strategies that do not work in the long run, yet are easier to use.
"Hey, I heard you are no longer working with Daryl, why is that?" "Bro, that guy is an Online Marketing Cowboy, he has no idea what he is talking about."
by Oinkiedooda March 7, 2023
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Online Window Shopping

the process in which you go to online stores and save pictures of clothing that you want to your picture files.

this process is usually done by people that have no money
Jen: do you want to go shopping

Angelina : Nahh i spent all my money on KFC so ill probably spend my night Online Window Shopping
by illstephen March 4, 2012
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online play anger

its when you are super ultra mother-fucking pissed off at an online game. like call of duty or halo. like when there's nubetubers and ultra omega campers.
me - What the fucking shit fucking fuckitty fuck fuck STOP NUBETUBING U MOTHER FUCKER

Dog - *stares*...(online play anger)

me - FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
by moshi1010 April 6, 2010
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Online Crush

A crush is someone who you really love. You get butterflies in your stomach when you talk to them. They’re intoxicating to talk to and you feel like you’re higher than the clouds. When they say they love you it makes you blush in real life but also hurts a bit since you don’t know if they mean it as a friend or romantically. You may want to crumple your feelings up and squash them down but you know that’s impossible because they’re just too intoxicating. You love them with all your heart and even tell your other friends. Though the friends that don’t know them since that’d be awkward.
“I have an online crush,” I said.
“Really? What’s your online crush’s name?” My friend asked.
by Serenade March 16, 2020
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