Table Olympics

When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.

There goes Chase running across those tables.
Oh Shit he broke one!
He really loves the Table Olympics!

by The_IraVoid November 21, 2016

Nigga Olympics

When a big social family or friend gathering of nigga's at a cook out of some sort. They have kool aid, chicken, collard greens, mashed potatos, pumpkin pie, potato salad, cornbread & etc..

Rachel (white): "Look at all those nigga's ! It's like the migration !"

Veronica (black): "Mhhmmm, who you tellin ? Shiieeett, a few more kids, a bit more food, & a playground set up like a gymnasium.. you could have a Nigga'Lympics !"

Rache; (white): "OH WOW! A Nigga Olympics? Are You Crazy? We'd Put China To Shame Right Away ! ... Lmfao(:"

by &roni;holla (: June 22, 2009

Olympic fucking

Having hot sex for more than a few hours in a row. This often takes place while on a good pill or speed. There can be breaks for drinks/bathroom stops or to change rooms or beds etc.

"Those E's were so good we were olympic fucking all night! Got any more?"

by Sp4m May 4, 2005

darwin olympics

When you completely ignore facts that can get you and a large group of people sick or dead, you’re playing Darwin olympics.

You’re ignoring the CDC and hanging out at the bar during the spread of coronavirus? Good luck with th Darwin olympics.

by warpig March 17, 2020

Burkhardt olympics

A random game played at any given time where victims of a horrific fart give it a medal of bronze, silver or gold. Named after Mr. Jim Burkhardt, the nastiest Budweiser drinkin ass ever made. Its almost always a guarantee that after a competitor has wiped out half the room he (or she) is gonna have to go wipe themselves due to the large amounts of fart grease released with the competitors entry. The game cant be played when one is droppin a deuce. Multiple medals can be won in any given day.

Good God!!! What the hell did you eat?!?! (starts to dry heave) I'll give that a silver medal in the Burkhardt Olympics..

by poops Duck December 11, 2010

Dick Olympics

The Dick Olympics also known as session sex is an extremely extended period of sexual intercourse. The participants start the marathon eager and prepared, and leave tattered, torn, and probably sticky.
There are 1st and 2nd place trophies and subsequents based on the number of participants.

***The Dick Olympics; Going 4 Gold, just for a second, just to see how it feels! est.1969***

After months of training, Tim "pre-came" short of the gold for the Dick Olympics.

by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

Olympic withdrawal

The feeling you get when you suddenly realize the Olympics, and all the excitement associated with them, is over.

"Dude what's wrong with Tim?"

"Ahh, he's been staring at the TV listings all day. Nothing's as exciting as watching the Olympics"

"Yeah man, major Olympic withdrawal"

by algonquinuser March 1, 2010