Obed

A person of low intelligence

Obed is being an Obed shrayef

by Yeayktv November 9, 2025

Sean Ob Knight

a large fat like creature, a cum guzzling moose like to jerk off in McDonalds bathrooms hoping to land the next secret sauce. On his off time, he prefers to say he saves live by taking a shit on young males chests while playing with his clit.

Hey Vinny Drips, it appears there is another Sean Ob Knight in the bathroom

by boobies69boobies March 27, 2019

Obes

A boy who was once named Mes who was once named Mads. While the new name for Mes, an Obes has also become a type of person. Obes can't be defined but you know an Obes when you see one. Obes can be said in multiple ways such as WAAOOOBES or OOOOOOBES or Obe-bes. For the full effect it should be said as Loud as possible.

Man, look at guy. He looks like an Obes.

by Xolxhis February 10, 2023

Big OB

Has 36 different vapes
Has a corsa that he busts the speed limit in
Mucks about with 15 year olds
Smokes 29 blunts a second
Eats out his sisters ass

Big OB: " Oi have you got the pollen?"
Big OB's Sister: " Im only 12"
Big OB" Wheres the belt"

by Owen bennett eats ass September 3, 2019

Obe

Obe is a term that refers to the digit 1 in english. It is a variable introduced by scientists in order to canculate obvious elements. As it reminds the scientists that this variable demonstrates the simplicity of canculating new formulas.

Obe+Obe= 2 obe
Obe+5= 5+obe

by The scientific community January 16, 2025

OB

Short for Overweight Bastard(or Bitch). Pronounced like Obi. May be pluralized.

"Damn OB's are driving up the price of healthcare", or "That OB keeps staring at me while I'm eating and it's making me uncomfortable."

by Dammitall July 10, 2009

Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014