Nookie

Weed

He’s got the nookie

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

nookie nookie

SEX !!

Shawnathan: "Damn girl you as sweet as a cookie, trynna take you home and do that nookie nookie..."

D'Andresia: "That all sounds lovely Shawnathan but why didn't you tell me you're married with four kids first?"

Shawnathan: "Tehehehe I'm shy"

by waazybaby October 26, 2020

national nookie day

On national nookie day you post your favorite nookie.

happy national nookie day to my nook dana

by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

national nookie day

a celebrated day on june 22nd celebrating the one and only nookie

happy national nookie day!

what are you doing on national nookie day?

by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

Nookie

Short for nuclear dookie. A shit so bad it causes people around it to take poison damage

Friend 1: I just took a huge nookie
Friend 2: I don’t believe you *goes into bathroom*
Friend 2: *dies from smelling the nookie*

by Shittersupreme April 23, 2025

Nookie

A nookie is a penis or a vagina it varies who you are talking about.

Who’s is nookie is in the mic
-ZayZay

by Tyler is strong December 31, 2022

nookie

Meaning lame, weak, irrelevant, soft, wannabe/fake, no good, not solid. Usually used to describe a person or group but not limited to that.

NOT pronounced like the Limp Bizkit song.

Pronounced like "new-key" "newkee" "nukie". NOT pronounced like cookie with and N

"Those dudes Jack and Greg that say they're crips tried to press us at the park"
Response: "Phhh those nookie ass clowns aint even worth ur time"

"I swore at a cop and they tried to threaten me with nookie charges"

by anonymous August 29, 2023