When you slap a scoop of vanilla ice cream in a girls vagina, then you top that off with semi sweet chocolate chips, then you proceed to to let the ice cream melt and spoon it out and enjoy your true neopolitan. So you have the pink in the vagina the white of the vanilla and the brow of the chocolate chips.
by HarryBallBag April 17, 2011
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Neapoli-Tans are unintentional, though many pranksters of South Beach Florida have been known to Neapoli-Tan and streak through Miami Beach attacking innocent bystanders. For the latter cases, most Neapoli-Tans are with a Strawberry torso, Vanilla legs, and of course, Chocolate genitals.
The origin of Neapoli-Tan is widely disputed. Though many theories are still debated, some have traced it's roots as far back as the early 1700's, in modern day Kansas, where the indigenous tribes of Omaha and Ponca used the concept of Neapoli-Tan to gain the affection of the local village Princess. They would often use the phrase "Mein bukha hun duba choco" which translates to "Look at my Chocolate genitals", to seduce the native women in their arms.
In 2007, Neapoli-Tan's became subject to internet fame after videos were uploaded on JewTube (Hebrew sister company of video sharing site YouTube) depicting a new form of tan pranking known is "Tan in the Can" where uploaders would Neapoli-Tan their asses for a chance at winning $10,000, funded by viral company "The Search for the Best Damn Cans in the Land". JewTube was closed after Company founder Bernie Weisman was linked to a prostitution ring, registering under his alias "Not Jewish Guy"
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Neapoli-Tans are unintentional, though many pranksters of South Beach Florida have been known to Neapoli-Tan and streak through Miami Beach attacking innocent bystanders. For the latter cases, most Neapoli-Tans are with a Strawberry torso, Vanilla legs, and of course, Chocolate genitals.
The origin of Neapoli-Tan is widely disputed. Though many theories are still debated, some have traced it's roots as far back as the early 1700's, in modern day Kansas, where the indigenous tribes of Omaha and Ponca used the concept of Neapoli-Tan to gain the affection of the local village Princess. They would often use the phrase "Mein bukha hun duba choco" which translates to "Look at my Chocolate genitals", to seduce the native women in their arms.
In 2007, Neapoli-Tan's became subject to internet fame after videos were uploaded on JewTube (Hebrew sister company of video sharing site YouTube) depicting a new form of tan pranking known is "Tan in the Can" where uploaders would Neapoli-Tan their asses for a chance at winning $10,000, funded by viral company "The Search for the Best Damn Cans in the Land". JewTube was closed after Company founder Bernie Weisman was linked to a prostitution ring, registering under his alias "Not Jewish Guy"
See also: Neapolitics
Drewsh: Look at the kid! He's got a red stomach, white legs, and chocolate genitals. That's a Neapoli-Tan!
Guy 1: Why were you looking at his genitals?
Guy 2: Wait. Your name's Drewsh?
Guy 1: Why were you looking at his genitals?
Guy 2: Wait. Your name's Drewsh?
by Schnalex July 15, 2010
Get the Neapoli-Tan mug.The Girl's on her rag so obviously you have to fuck her in the ass. So you blow your load in her ass hole, and you pull out real quick and punch her in the ovaries, causing her to excrete period juice, as well as the shit and cum already in her ass. The remnants of this is a big red white and brown mess all over her parents bed, hence "The Neopolitan"!
"So the bitch tries to get out of it by telling me shes on her rag. So I gave her the neopolitan treat".
by The Fella's September 26, 2005
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He's such a Napolitano!
by MamamamaMia November 18, 2013
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by nbctk June 22, 2006
Get the The Neopolitan Ice Cream mug.A sociological metaphor in which racial subdivisions of human are portrayed by three flavors of ice cream contained in the same box and maintaining the idea 'as time passes, the edges begin to melt together, eventually, and inevitably, mixing into one single colored sludge', resulting in a divine racial singularity.
It's simple Neapolitanism. I believe all variants of human shall ultimately combine to become a single species with a single understanding of our universe. We will explore space together and maybe, someday, we'll be somebody's aliens. Most of us alive now will not likely live long enough to see this but I promise you, it is inevitable and it will happen.
by Iscariom January 15, 2020
Get the Neapolitanism mug.The act of switching between a dirty butthole and the pussy of a girl on her period during sex. Eventually cumming in her pussy and then eating the period, poo and cum combo.
by Michael Hunt, but call me Mike July 18, 2016
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