Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
Get the National Fucking Daymug. by ThatOneTaco April 19, 2020
Get the National Fuck Daymug. May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.
"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
by theloserkid April 25, 2019
Get the National Fuck Juul Daymug. by Julibn October 17, 2019
Get the National fuck daymug. Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022
by HomieFucker222 August 2, 2022
Get the National Fuck Your Homies Daymug. October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.
Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
by E1M1 October 22, 2020
Get the National Fuck a Asian Daymug. On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.
I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!
by Urbandanny July 18, 2025
Get the National fuck a dragon daymug.