Douche Nard

Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.

Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"

by Alberto Ruldolf December 4, 2009

snarf my nards

The act of sucking testicles.

Command. Snarf being the verb.

Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?

by IT Guy SMC January 22, 2009

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

Nards

A word that you say as a reaction to an accidental event that occurs

“Oh nards I dropped my nuggets!”

by grimmy4life June 19, 2022

nard

the nice way to say someone is retarded.

you’re such a nard!

by YourLocalGenius January 14, 2023

narde

A kind person that says lots of bad words but he's just playing around

He protects his friends and never gives up without putting a fight

Is that a Narde

by Nightime fluffy January 4, 2018

Snap a Nard

Lose your mind.

She 's gonna snap a nard if she sees him kissing that other girl.

by B1711 June 7, 2018