numpty

anyone who would pronouce word this as nump-tee
Should be nump-tay

you are a complete numpty, you can't even pronounce the word.

by Robbie the pict August 1, 2003

numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.

“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”

by Matestreymy May 17, 2019

numpty muffin

numpty muffins are idots who hate the French

Bob is such a numpty muffin

by numpty muffin September 11, 2019

Numpty Muffin

A term used to hate on French people and walk all over them we all hate you BaldBoyHalo

You’re such a numpty muffing A6d

by Skepeen September 12, 2019

numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.

"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."

by Bellenda January 17, 2008

proper numpty

A being referred to as a dumb ass.

proper numpty sat on a wall. proper numpty had a great fall.

by 181 May 9, 2008

Numpty

Dirty Yuppie and Miggers being tools.

'Gorillaz are better than Radiohead' is a numpty statement.

'20gb?
40gb?' is also a very numpty statement.

by yes January 14, 2005