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****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.
That douche is such a numpty!
numpty by Nathan April 25, 2003
Numpty by Dirty Den October 13, 2003
Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.
numpty by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012
When ur ball sack sticks to the side of your leg. Especially bad when you shave your balls.
"Man I got a fucking Numpty going on!!"
Numpty by Devyonite March 29, 2014
a potato headed fool, with no friends, who uses people to get his ends {away}

hip hop nasty nick
jake was a complete, numpty
numpty by bgirl aero December 30, 2016
A less offensive, more lighthearted way of calling someone out for their stupidity
John: I left my wallet at home
Joe: Oh well aren't you a numpty

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"Oh you numpty'
Numpty by Destiels Love Child January 16, 2017