NUMPTY 

The 2003 Pool Champion.

He is a Numpty

NUMPTY by Anonymous September 18, 2003

numpty 

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

numpty by Nathan April 25, 2003

Numpty 

See Bufty

See Bufty

Numpty by Dirty Den October 13, 2003

numpty 

An idiot.
Usually used by british people.

Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.

numpty by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

Numpty 

When ur ball sack sticks to the side of your leg. Especially bad when you shave your balls.

"Man I got a fucking Numpty going on!!"

Numpty by Devyonite March 29, 2014

numpty 

a potato headed fool, with no friends, who uses people to get his ends {away}

hip hop nasty nick

jake was a complete, numpty

numpty by bgirl aero December 30, 2016

Numpty 

A less offensive, more lighthearted way of calling someone out for their stupidity

John: I left my wallet at home
Joe: Oh well aren't you a numpty

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"Oh you numpty'

Numpty by Destiels Love Child January 16, 2017